Tuesday, October 27, 2009

...when the bullies bully, you buli balik!!...

Dear bullies,


No, I don’t need an apology from you to boost my ego or to put another blister on yours. You only need to extend your apology to your parents whose name you carry, to your schools and institutions which you represent, to your religion for the values you violated, and to yourself for palate that you satisfied because you are what you eat.


Frankly, I pity you because history wrote it; those who bully are the one who were bullied before, so I assumed you were just taking your revenge on me. You picked me because there’s a slightest tiny weeny bit of you threatened by my presence. I fully understand. You wouldn’t pick me if I wasn’t this outstanding and follow the direction of your index finger.



And the next time you want to bully someone, you might want to start at your level, because only sissies’ bully someone who they think won’t retaliates.



p/s: there will come a time when you have succeeded to throw everyone out from this place and the only people left are your family, and you will be fighting among each other because there’s no one left to bully and then you know. I’m savouring the good name of my ancestor, and I bear in mind always that masuk tempat orang bawa otak bukan pisau.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

...when too many things to do; too little moolahs...

It's here it's here! My birthday is coming.. so as promised, I'm bringing you... Ja-Ja-birthday wish-list-as-if-It-would-do-you-any-good! coloured in baby blue, my officially favourite color. Please don't ask why the blog ain't baby blue in color -_-




1. buzzin celly!


2. MacBook white battery. Mine is bloated as it was overcharged :(



2. pimpin ride. (;




4. Cure for Office boredom

5. Time is running out so a bit of Tokyo Flash would do
6. To sweep me off my feet



7. To walk all over you!




8. Flattened by it.






9. Bag it!

ON ANOTHER TOTALLY UNRELATED MATTER (points that will not earn you any marks in UPSR/PMR/SPM/UNIVERSITY EXAMs because it defies the main composition title)
Convocation would be on this 20th Oct, I was prettty excited until I read the list of familiar names. Urghh then lousy uni life flashed over, but as Nabby put it it's not good but it's better than diploma years without so many buggers. ^_^
Ohh and I was assigned to Sabah!!!! wuhooo.. I was so excited and my face hurt trying not to show the excitement during meeting when in my heart I was already smiling :)
But two days later after I've told Tina about my visit, my boss said that the consultant would like to have a meeting in Kelantan instead. Shit! Kelantan?? come on... But today my head of dept said I have to go both Kelantan and Sabah woot woot.. But let's not be so excited this time because we always end up not getting anything due to over-excitement. So I have no feelings now or at least pretending to have no feelings.
p/s : the moment I told Tina about my visit, she said she'll clean up her room. hahahaha and asked me to prepare bikini and sweater (;

Sunday, September 27, 2009

...when JaJa has undisputable squeaky clean record...

ATTENTION (:



For the sake of this chapter only, I'm getting rid of all the A to the Z especially the X, and leaving only U and I simply because I'm just too lazy to bother about them. I'm not mad neither am I hold any resentment towards them. I'm lazy to have conversation with them because I don't want to know anything about them.



Boleh diterima atau tidak penjelasan yang hampir-hampir tahap artis ini? So please don't care so much about me can or not???



Meanwhile on the other chapter, all of the A to the Z , will be kept so that together, we can rock the house yo!!.


ON ANOTHER TOTALLY UNRELATED MATTER (points that will not earn you any marks in UPSR/PMR/SPM/UNIVERSITY EXAMs because it defies the main composition title)

Birthday wishlist will be announced soon, if you're lucky, I'll make previous years' wish list analysis as well. (As if it would do you any good -_-)

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

...when you have to look at this lousy deco everyday and pretend as if it's fine...

Who in the sane mind of early 30's, in the era where Deko Bersama Eric rule the tv, when most us urbanites fed by Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, who study in LUCT, (since you're surrounded by artst fartsy people, I'd expect more from you) , who claimed to have only hang out at restaurant with nice deco, who's trying to look so cool, would have these in the home


Funny because I found this amongst the magazine. And exactly where's her sense of home deco?



Wtf is this and check out her carpet -_- there's nothing wrong with it



miniature cars? free gifts from Shell. there's nothing wrong with it


wth? there's nothing wrong with it





I have to sleep with this hideous choice of curtains every single day. I wanted to change with my own but this old fart still using the old-fashioned curtain rail, and exactly there's nothing wrong with it





went to Cameron Highland is it? there's nothing wrong with it





Maybe this drag tries to have some english feeling to this place, hence these three hideous plates. there's nothing wrong with it







Failed. there's nothing wrong with it








Tolong lar jangan curi frame kat rumah nenek kau kat Baling Kedah. there's nothing wrong with it
Exactly there's nothing wrong with all of those if you don't brag so much about yourself at the first place. There's nothing wrong with it if you rocking granny panties. That lousy ensemble you saw just now, was my housemate's work of art. Please contact her for interior consultation. Forget Eric Khoo! It's about time you switch to the old taste of Baling Kedah.
ON ANOTHER TOTALLY UNRELATED MATTER (points that will not earn you any marks in UPSR/PMR/SPM/UNIVERSITY EXAMs because it defies the main composition title)
Kenapa kita harus membuktikan diri sendiri kepada orang lain? Kenapa terlalu bersusah payah kau khabarkan kepada semua orang betapa coolnyer diri kau? Kenapa mesti kau bersusah payah membuktikan dekat semua orang yang orang Kedah tu sejuk-sejuk belaka? Aku yang orang Selayang yang ada sorang pak cik tu bilang 'ada orang ke duduk sana?' pun tak kecoh. I bet kalau kau cakap kat pak cik tua tu kau asal Baling Kedah, apa agaknya dia cakap kat kau?
























































Monday, September 14, 2009

...when you get tangled in heels...

Good news good news!! Many of you already got your hands on my cookie jars. And I know you love it! Please blog about it okay..


On another good news, I am now selling cotton thongs/flipflop, call it what you like. Since I don't have the picture now, please redirect to my business partner cum syedazzim's brother's girlfriend's blogspot the chaos closet .


Get one now for this coming Eid! Why bother wearing heels that more often than not, will get you tangled in front of many relatives' houses you have to visit. By the time you get into the house, everybody has already got their taste on the lovely foods and left you with the left-over. -_-.. Worse, if they bought my cookies, by the time you enter you'll find only empty cookie jars .!


ON ANOTHER TOTALLY UNRELATED MATTER (points that will not earn you any marks in UPSR/PMR/SPM/UNIVERSITY EXAMs because it defies the main composition title)


Please note that Nadia already finished her jar of japanese crisps cookies for just one day. Bet you'll get to fathom our cookies awesomeness :)

Thursday, September 10, 2009

...when every cloud has a silver lining...

Now what?


The same day when I was hit by water woe, went back home after bought some stuff from Carrefour, found myself climbing the stairs to my floor... 23rd floor may I remind you.. I was all fired up and determined to get to my floor, but I reallized I might get heart failure at this of what I still considered young age, so I settled for 6th floor where there's pool and restaurant that I thought I can break fast at.


On the bright side, I least I break my fast with pool scenery.. and Thank God i didn't get stuck in the lift..


And yes, every cloud has a silver lining :)

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

...when every cloud has a silver lining...

What now?


Since yesterday, there was no water supply at my place, adding another bruise besides our lift agony. Only one lift operates all this while to cater for the whole block to ground floor and another lift only caters down to 3rd floor only. I normally go to Ground floor and If I pressed the down button, there is a chance the lift that going down to 3rd floor popped open instead of the lift that goes down until ground floor.


So imagine this; take a lift down to 3rd floor, transit to another lift that will bring you down to ground floor. Fucking annoying right? When you call for taxi, the operator will tell you that the cab is on the way, then you rush to go down from 23rd floor. While you do transit at 3rd floor, the cab operator get through and yell at you ' Pergi mana cik??? taxi da tunggu di bawah'


This is a patient test or what??? I pay for your service, so don't yell at me can or not??


I just took a shower. AT OFFICE!!!!! I hold myself from pee since last night okay???!!!! Sometimes when luck is not on my side, and when I had the worst day ever, though I said I feel miserable, there is a slight hope inside me that assures me everything is temporary and good things are waiting me ahead, it's just a test I have to go through.


Every cloud has a silver lightning :) INDEED ^_^